The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

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The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by misterjoper » 22 Sep 2017, 15:00

Combat nesting is not forbidden by rules,but you will go to hell if you use that
Here is my 'Heroic' attempt to combat nest the Crew.
Part 1(no action) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10PirUnZzNg&index=2&list=UUbsNTw-s7jUvKYIGw6Gtcfw
Part 2(memes and Action)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ChdKRy8Wo (audio is out of sync though)
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by Bronimin » 22 Sep 2017, 16:08

The autistic giggling really tied the whole experience together. 10/10 IGN

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Post by Nyeshivuu » 22 Sep 2017, 19:02

you are the devil
Probably dead in some remote corner of the map
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by VitorThauma » 22 Sep 2017, 20:45

10/10
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Post by ghostdex » 22 Sep 2017, 23:43

Beautiful salt mines

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Post by Steelpoint » 22 Sep 2017, 23:59

I remember this, I was the Grenadier Specalist.

You can see at this moment (https://youtu.be/T-ChdKRy8Wo?t=12m16s) how I was screaming internally for the suicidal Commander to get out of my way so I could fire my Grenade Launcher. You can then see when I do fire but some idiot Military Police keeps pushing me into the Queen thus making it impossible for me to fire my Grenade Launcher.

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Post by Reuben Owen » 23 Sep 2017, 11:32

p good
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Post by Challenger » 23 Sep 2017, 13:40

the impressive part is the use of arrow keys
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Post by Mook476 » 27 Sep 2017, 13:44

A meme
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by HKO2006 » 28 Sep 2017, 09:00

Makes me think nesting tall hosts needs a short timer like vomiting corrosive acid.
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 30 Sep 2017, 17:41

How'd you throw the commander onto the nest around the 12 min mark? I've been dying to learn how to do that.
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by HKO2006 » 01 Oct 2017, 07:25

Grab then click the tile.
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by GoliathTheDespoiler » 01 Oct 2017, 08:36

HKO2006 wrote:
01 Oct 2017, 07:25
Grab then click the tile.
Truly? When I do it it drags the person on the tile I'm standing on, THEN drags them onto the tile I wanted.
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by misterjoper » 01 Oct 2017, 12:45

Goliath wrote:
30 Sep 2017, 17:41
How'd you throw the commander onto the nest around the 12 min mark? I've been dying to learn how to do that.
Grab The Hummie,then CLICK the Empty adjacent nest.Your hand with grab must be active.Practise on furhosts.
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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by Nubs » 01 Oct 2017, 22:03

memetastic
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Post by Liran343 » 07 Oct 2017, 05:36

gg

Truly a charitable moment.

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Post by OatzAndHoes » 27 Oct 2017, 02:55

Holy shit this is great.

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Post by Derpymcderp » 27 Oct 2017, 14:46

Was the SO that kept running in and shooting the queen glory to Joe Walaski the semi robust SO
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Post by Kris P Kreme » 16 Nov 2017, 01:26

fucking kek, i can only imagine the salt from the FF

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Re: The art of Salty Combat nesting.(AKA All Hail Misterjoper Queen)

Post by Rataca100 » 16 Nov 2017, 03:08

Not really useful, because if the marine push (and they often do) its a waste of plasma and eggs as they clear out your front-line nest. Frontline nests logically don't work. Case and point when you nearly died and if they would have pushed/ had the access to Xeno over.



(also that's not actually combat nesting, that's just you nesting with somehow better access than marines on the ship)
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Post by fallonsky » 18 Nov 2017, 20:28

My god I was giggleing the whole time. that was just so nasty my sides started to hurt
I saw a SADAR crit three marines and himself trying to shoot me.

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